I wanna know who the fuck is gonna get the makeup and hairspray stains out of the wallpaper.

"I'm not trying to be sexy, I just have to fucking fart really bad."

I'd like everyone to check their own right now and let us know if it's tight.

Either Adam is so fond of it, he wants to share it with everyone, or someone is busting his balls.

Here's the solution to the speeding problem in this country. These girls are guaranteed to bring traffic to a halt/

She's almost hot enough to have that attitude.

Anyone want some Shitty pepper sauce on their food

It's time to take grandpa to a home.

"Miss Lohan? We're afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave."

I guess the Burger Bitch has game.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Be careful who you pick up on the beach.....you might get a bad case of Tropical Itch.

???? WTF???

The Bikini Top Bandit is on the loose in the United States. He sneaks up on unsuspecting, attractive females, snaps off their bikini tops and runs off with them before they know what happened. In fact, he or she is so fast, no one has ever been able to give an accurate description.  Prettywasted.com fully supports the Bikini Top Bandit.

Whoa! What's this chick doing wearing Stawberry Kush's underware and belt?

"I'm sorry, Picard, but you know too much. I'm going to fucking kill you!"

I bet I could. I pay by the ounce.

Nice puke dish!

WOW! Who the heck is this girl and where can we get more pics???

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky...they're  all together ookie.....

Dear Prettywasted Girls. Have you been getting the emails I've been sending? Hope so. Feel free to send me nudes, lol. ok? Love, Your friend, Stuart