How does Ken score with Barbie?

Well, the commenting system is definitely working on Prettywasted.com now. It was a bit effed up and I haven't had the time nor the desire to fix it, but I finally got to it tonight. I apologize to those whose comments I deleted in the process (57 of them), but unfortunately, it was necessary to fix them. For the assholes who left me comments like "fuck you, fix your site", all I have to say is "Fuck you too." If you don't like it, kiss my brown hole. I keep telling you assholes to fuck off, but you keep coming back for the free content-and the chicks. I should make this a pay site and kick you fucking moochers off the freebie bus. I bet you get welfare and food stamps and don't shower, either.

For those of you who do visit the site (and support it-and the girls), I salute you. Please feel free to comment your asses off and please notify me of any breaks in the comment system from this point on.

This is the 3rd time this week I've broken that machine with my tremendously huge penis.

See what happens when there's a sale at The Blond Bikini Store?

Looks like the "bad one" is getting a better night's sleep after whacking off.

If Europe wasn't so full of assholes, I'd think this was fucking hysterical.

This is something I would definitely say.....

Ball Shampoo. Not a very big seller in France, I imagine.

Seriously, who hired this jerkoff?

Malicious Envy always makes me feel better, I love this girl!

Fuckin' Mini Me on his way to Baby Gap

"Take Your Kids to Work Day" was never meant to be like this....

Tell me the person who posted this wasn't a stoner...

I love Chinese women too, but I always want another one an hour later...

Stoned Sign Painters, Inc. finally got their first job....

I don't ever think I could get THAT drunk...

Free Frog inside every jar of pickles! Now that's marketing!

"Oh yeah?? Well, I bet I could bat your single ball and score a home run....

This is my new friend on MySpace. I can't pronounce her name, but I guarantee that I'm in love....

Squirrel steaks at the trailer park tonight. Ya'll invited!

I love it when Walgreen's has my prescription ready when I go in.